Yo, what's a decent iPhone app for getting books directly to my readers without all the BS? Gotta be something I can use even when my hands are covered in dough.

Look, most of those fancy reader apps are garbage. Too much fluff. I need something that just works, even when I'm elbow-deep in marinara. BookFunnel ain't winning any design awards, but it's kitchen-tested. It lets me send out my ebooks directly to my readers, no middleman stealing a cut or messing things up. Think of it like mise en place for your book distribution. You set it up, and it just runs. It's got a clunky interface, sure, but it's functional. And that's what matters when you're trying to hustle and get your work out there. No fancy BS, just straight-up delivery. Quick enough to use between prepping the lunch rush, too. It's the kind of app that understands you've got more important things to worry about than aesthetics.