What's a good Android game for blowing off steam after a crazy dinner rush where you just wanna shoot stuff, no fancy BS?

Look, after a Saturday night in my kitchen, I don't need some artsy-fartsy game that requires a PhD to play. I need to virtually blow something up. Weapon Master: Action Gun Game is straight to the point. You get guns, you upgrade 'em, and you shoot stuff. No complicated storylines, no endless tutorials. It's like mise en place for your stress – everything's right where you need it to be to unload. And the upgrades? They're actually practical, not just cosmetic crap. You can feel the difference when you're blasting through levels. Plus, it's quick enough to jump in and out of, so if the sous chef needs help with a last-minute sauce, I ain't stuck in some endless cutscene. It's kitchen-tested for stress relief, trust me.