Okay, so I've been doing some… market research… on dating apps. And honestly, a lot of them are just data swamps. Endless profiles, questionnaires that take longer than my tax returns, and algorithms that seem to think I want to date my grandma. What I *really* want is to see who's around *now* and if there's mutual interest in, you know, grabbing a coffee or something. Secret - Dating Nearby Casual seems to cut to the chase. The 4.7 rating is statistically satisfying, and the name itself is pretty self-explanatory. I'm hoping it's less 'Excel spreadsheet of potential matches' and more 'heat map of opportunity'. Plus, if it's got an API (which I'm assuming it does, because everything should), I can probably automate some data analysis on the user base. Now *that's* what I call efficiency. Finally, goodbye to endless profile scrolling!
Key Features
Focuses on nearby users for quick meetups
Emphasizes casual connections
Potentially streamlined profile creation
"I like that it's simple and to the point. No endless swiping."
— 5★ User Review
ANDROIDUpdated: 7/10/2025