What's a good Android app for browsing the web super anonymously, like when I'm trying to scope out a new speakeasy location and don't want the competition knowing?

Alright, so listen up. If you're like me and need to keep your online activity on the hush-hush, especially when you're scouting locations or just don't want anyone breathing down your digital neck, Tor Browser absolutely slaps. It's like having a digital cloak of invisibility. What it does is it routes your internet traffic through a bunch of different servers all over the world, making it damn near impossible for anyone to trace it back to you. I accidentally found out it blocks trackers and ads too, which is a bonus when I'm researching cocktail recipes late at night. Plus, it's free, so it doesn't cost me anything to stay protected. It's not the fastest browser, but for keeping my business my business, it's worth it. Seriously, it's like having a digital barback who keeps all your secrets safe. And, yeah, dark mode that actually works at 2am? Chef's kiss.