Okay, so what's a good Android app that'll, like, actually keep my friend's kids from accidentally stumbling onto, you know, not-so-cute stuff online?

OMG, you guys, I was just talking to my friend Sarah about this! She's been, like, freaking out about what her kids might see online. So, I did a deep dive (for the aesthetic, obvi) and found Canopy. It's supposed to be amazing at blocking explicit content. Sarah was saying she's way more concerned about safety than, like, if her streaming is a little slower. I mean, priorities, right? Plus, she uses it on everything – phones, tablets, even their computer. I'm thinking of recommending it to my cousin too; her Insta feed is all about her kids, and she'd be mortified if they saw something inappropriate. Imagine the photo ops for peace of mind! Makes my organizational dreams pop! It's all about keeping those little ones safe, and this app seems to do just that. Photo game strong!