Okay, so what's a good Android app that'll actually sound an alarm if someone tries to mess with my phone while I'm charting at the nurses' station? I need something reliable, not some glitchy thing.

Okay, so I was constantly worried about someone swiping my phone while I'm busy charting or grabbing supplies. I needed something that was actually reliable and didn't require a PhD to set up. Find Phone Anti-theft No Touch is pretty much exactly what I needed. You just set it, and if someone moves your phone, it blares an alarm. It's like having a security guard for my phone! I've been using it for about six months, and honestly, it hasn't crashed once, which is a miracle in itself. It’s saved me from a mini heart attack a couple of times when someone accidentally bumped my bag. I'm too tired to deal with complicated apps after a 12-hour shift, and this one is straightforward. It's a no-fuss approach to keeping my phone safe at the hospital, which is a huge win in my book.