Okay, so what's a good Android app for making sure nobody's listening in on my phone calls or, like, spying on me through my microphone? I'm probably just being paranoid, but still!

Okay, so I downloaded "Microphone Blocker - Anti Spy" because my brain goes to weird places at 3 AM when I'm up with the baby. I needed something that would just, like, shut down my microphone so I could stop imagining the government listening to me sing lullabies. This app is seriously perfect. It takes literally 10 seconds to set up – I timed it while microwaving my coffee this morning. Basically, it just blocks your microphone so no sneaky apps can listen in without you knowing. I can check this while making lunch, and it's super reassuring, especially with all the weird app permissions you have to agree to these days. Total game-changer for busy parents who need one less thing to worry about! Plus, the peace of mind is totally worth it. Now I can finally binge-watch my shows without feeling like someone's judging my questionable taste in reality TV. You need this!