Okay, so what's a good Android app for making my selfies look, like, *statistically* better? I'm talking clean datasets, not just slapping on a filter.

Alright, so I've been diving into this whole selfie game (don't judge, gotta optimize my LinkedIn profile pic, right?). I needed something that wasn't just some random filter-fest. I wanted something...quantifiable. That's where Beauty Camera - Sweet Camera comes in. It's got these 'beauty' features, sure, but the underlying algorithms actually seem pretty solid. I'm talking facial recognition that doesn't think my glasses are part of my face, and smoothing that doesn't make me look like a plastic doll. Plus, the export speeds are impressive; exporting to JPG in under 5 seconds. The graphs are actually readable, showing the impact of each filter. Data nerd approved. I'm not saying it's going to turn me into a supermodel, but the before-and-after is statistically satisfying. Plus, it's free to try, so there's literally no downside. Now, if only they had an API so I could automate the whole process...