Okay, so I downloaded this at 2am when the baby was crying and now I'm obsessed... What's a good iOS game for just, like, totally mindless fun where you just eat stuff and get bigger?

Okay, so Fish Eater.io is a total sanity-saver. I know, I know, I sound dramatic, but seriously. You start as this little fish, right? And you just swim around eating smaller fish. As you eat, you get bigger and bigger and can eat even MORE fish! It's so simple, but so satisfying. I can literally play a round while I'm making lunch or waiting for the microwave to beep. Plus, there are different fish to unlock and upgrade, which keeps things interesting. Honestly, it's a game-changer for busy parents because it requires zero brainpower but keeps you entertained. I swear, it takes literally 30 seconds to set up - I timed it - and then you're good to go. Just try it, you'll see!