by Tibith
Bloody Bastards is a physics-based medieval fighting game where you battle your bastard brothers. Use daggers, axes, swords, and more in the arena. Prove yourself in this unique, fast-paced, 2D fighting experience.
Perfect for: Perfect for fans of physics-based fighters, medieval combat, and anyone looking for a brutal and challenging game.
Track Bloody Bastards's performance in Action Games over the last 30 days
Current Rank
#30
Best Rank
#29
All-time high
Average Rank
#30
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all the bloodshed and unlocking so much items. 10/10 would play this forever if it was the only game here this game is SO AMAZING all the bloodshed and unlocking so much items. 10/10 would play this forever if it was the only game here
I love the game. Sure, some areas need some tweaking, but it’s very easy to get past said issues. It’s the advertisements. It’s not the number of ads that are the problem— it’s the CONTENT. It’s straight NSFW and it’s disgusting! Great game— one issue. I love the game. Sure, some areas need some tweaking, but it’s very easy to get past said issues. It’s the advertisements. It’s not the number of ads that are the problem— it’s the CONTENT. It’s straight NSFW and it’s disgusting!
This game is so good for a few specific reasons. 1. The game is so addictive, I’ve been playing it at work and probably look like a madman 2. The game somehow feels realistic and winning is very satisfying 3. The reason I wrote this review, the No Ads option costs 3$ and not only removes the ads you have to watch, but ALSO removes the ads you can choose to watch to double your coins (so you get twice the money every battle). No Ads actually means no ads here and it’s very refreshing to see. AMAZING GAME This game is so good for a few specific reasons. 1. The game is so addictive, I’ve been playing it at work and probably look like a madman2. The game somehow feels realistic and winning is very satisfying3. The reason I wrote this review, the No Ads option costs 3$ and not only removes the ads you have to watch, but ALSO removes the ads you can choose to watch to double your coins (so you get twice the money every battle). No Ads actually means no ads here and it’s very refreshing to see.
It’s really good but one feature that would be insanely good is probably adding gore instead of JIST cut wounds Could be better It’s really good but one feature that would be insanely good is probably adding gore instead of JIST cut wounds
I know the game is very fun, but 4 kingdoms gets kind of repetitive. How about something like the Mongolian Empire, or Mesopotamia? Maybe even the Byzantine Empire, Imperial China, Ancient Greece, and the Carolingian Empire?? WE NEED MORE CONTENT!1!1!!!!1!!1 WE NEED MOAR KINGDOMS!!!! I know the game is very fun, but 4 kingdoms gets kind of repetitive. How about something like the Mongolian Empire, or Mesopotamia? Maybe even the Byzantine Empire, Imperial China, Ancient Greece, and the Carolingian Empire?? WE NEED MORE CONTENT!1!1!!!!1!!1
Tibith
10/10/2025