Alright, what's the best Android app for figuring out if a restaurant's a total dumpster fire *before* I waste my time on an interview? Gotta dodge those toxic kitchens, ya know?

Look, most of these job apps are just pure garbage, but Glassdoor's actually practical. It's like having a secret spy in every kitchen, except instead of stealing recipes, they're spilling the tea on the head chefs and the owners. I use it to see what other cooks are saying about the place – is it a revolving door of dishwashers? Does the sous chef have a temper like a poorly seasoned risotto? That's the kind of intel you need before you even bother showing up. Plus, they got salary info, so you know if they're trying to lowball you. Saves a ton of time and stress, especially when you're already knee-deep in a dinner rush at your current gig and trying to plan your escape. No fancy BS, just straight-up info.