Alright, what's a good iOS app for getting my lazy ass in shape without having to leave my damn apartment after a 12-hour shift?

Look, most workout apps are garbage, filled with influencers and routines that take longer than braising short ribs. LazyFit's different. It's like mise en place for your body. You tell it what you want, and it spits out a plan. No fancy equipment needed, which is key when your kitchen's already overflowing. It's actually practical. I can bang out a quick 15-minute workout before the dinner rush hits, or even sneak one in during a slow afternoon. Plus, no one's judging my form but my cat, which is a definite win. And the best part? I can use it even with flour-covered hands – just gotta wipe 'em quick! It's about efficiency, people. Kitchen-tested and chef-approved for maximum results with minimum effort. That's the key.