Listen, I've seen some weird stuff in my time, both in and out of the kitchen. But this "My Horse Prince" game? It takes the cake. It's about dating a horse... with a human face. I know, I know, sounds like a bad joke, but that's the point! It's so absurd, it's actually funny. After a long day dealing with demanding customers and burnt sauces, you need something that'll just make you switch off and giggle like an idiot. This is it. It's not gonna win any awards for graphics or gameplay, but it will give you a good laugh, and sometimes that's all you need. Plus, it's simple enough that even a sleep-deprived chef can figure it out. No fancy BS, just pure, unadulterated ridiculousness. Kitchen-tested, chef-approved for maximum stress relief.
Key Features
Dating a horse with a human face – yeah, you read that right.
Simple gameplay that doesn't require a culinary degree to understand.
Pure, unadulterated ridiculousness to help you unwind after a long shift.
"This game had me in for a shock, it made me wet my sock. The second I saw his face, my heart started to race."
— 5★ User Review
IOSUpdated: 7/9/2025
