Alright, so what's a good iOS game that'll let me zone out for a few minutes between prepping the lunch rush and not make me feel like my brain's turning to complete mush?

Look, most of those 'brain training' games are just garbage. Word Spells is different. It's actually practical for a dude like me who needs to switch off for, like, five minutes before the kitchen explodes. No fancy BS, just words. It's got a 4.8 rating, so it's not just me who thinks it's decent. Plus, it's something you can play one-handed while you're waiting for the pasta water to boil, which is a major bonus in my book. It's like a mental palate cleanser, you know? Gets you ready for the next course of chaos. And honestly, anything that can distract me from the walk-in inventory is a win.