Alright, so what's a good iOS game that'll let me screw around and make crazy stuff without a million ads popping up every five seconds?

Look, most mobile games are pure garbage, right? They're either pay-to-win or they're shoving ads down your throat faster than I can plate a risotto during Saturday night dinner service. Infinite Craft is different. It's this weird, kinda zen thing where you start with, like, water, fire, earth, and wind, and then you just start combining stuff. You can make anything – I'm talking dinosaurs, cities, entire galaxies. It's the kind of thing you can pick up for five minutes while you're waiting for the dough to proof, or lose an hour to when you should be prepping the damn vegetables. No fancy BS, just pure, unadulterated creative chaos. Plus, it's simple enough that even my sous chef, bless his heart, can figure it out. And the best part? Minimal ads. That's a win in my book.