Alright, so what's a good iOS app to use when I'm traveling and need to, ya know, keep my connection secure on some random Wi-Fi? Don't need any fancy BS, just something that works.

Look, I'm not gonna pretend I'm some tech wizard, but I know when I need to keep my stuff safe. When I'm traveling, especially, I don't trust those free Wi-Fi spots. JumpJumpVPN – Super VPN, it just works. It's quick enough, even during the lunch rush when I'm trying to check on deliveries. No lag, no complicated setup. I need something I can use with flour-covered hands, and this is it. Most of these VPN apps are garbage, but this one seems alright. It's like mise en place for your phone’s connection – gets everything in its place before you start cooking, so to speak. Keeps your data from getting poached by some digital bandit. Kitchen-tested, chef-approved… mostly.