Alright, so what's a good iOS app for, like, smoothing out blemishes in photos without making me look like a plastic doll? Gotta keep it statistically satisfying, you know?

Okay, so I've been diving into mobile photo editing, and AirBrush is actually pretty solid. The key is the subtlety – I can smooth out skin and remove blemishes, but it doesn't look like I've been completely Facetuned into oblivion. We're talking statistically significant improvements, not total transformations. The interface is clean, and I was able to get the hang of it pretty quickly, which is a win in my book. Plus, the graphs are actually readable, which is a huge plus for a data nerd like me. I'm not saying it's going to replace Photoshop, but for quick edits on the go, it's data nerd approved. It's like Tableau but for normal humans... of photo editing. I haven't dug into the API capabilities yet, but if they exist, I'm sold. Finally, goodbye to Excel hell... of bad selfies!