Alright, so what's a good iOS app for, like, expanding my vocabulary without making me feel like I'm back in freakin' school? Gotta be quick, too, I ain't got all day.

Look, most recipe apps are garbage, but this one, Vocabulary, it's alright. It's like mise en place for your brain, ya know? Gets you prepped. I ain't got time for some drawn-out, fancy-pants vocabulary course. I need something I can use while I'm waiting for the pasta water to boil or when the sous chef is late...again. This app is quick, gets right to the point, and doesn't treat me like I'm some kinda idiot. It throws new words at you, gives you the definition, and then lets you practice. Simple. No fancy BS, just straight-up vocabulary. It's actually practical. I even dropped a new word on a food critic the other day, and he was impressed. Boom. Kitchen-tested, Mike O'Sullivan approved. Download it, use it, get smarter. Or don't. I don't care. But don't come crying to me when you can't understand what the fancy wine guy is saying.