Alright, so what's a good Android game that'll keep my brain from turning to mush during prep time when I'm waiting for the stock to come in?

Look, most of these brain-training apps are garbage, right? Too flashy, too complicated, like trying to julienne carrots with a chainsaw. But Word Jam – yeah, the name's kinda dumb – it's actually practical. It's a word association game, simple as that. No fancy BS, just connecting words. It's perfect for those times when you're stuck waiting for the damn delivery truck or the oven to preheat. It's quick enough for the lunch rush, and you don't need Wi-Fi, so it works even in the walk-in. Plus, it actually makes you think a little, unlike some of the other time-wasters out there. Keeps the mind sharp so I don't accidentally put salt in the cannoli cream again. It's like mise en place for your phone, keeps things organized in your head.