Alright, so what's a good Android app that'll just give me a straight-up mirror image? No fancy BS, just a mirror that works when I'm checkin' if I got sauce on my face before I run food to a customer.

Look, most of these 'mirror' apps are garbage, filled with filters and junk I don't need. I just need to see if I got marinara smeared across my cheek, ya know? Phone Mirror is actually practical. Opens quick, gives me a clear reflection, and doesn't try to sell me teeth whitening. It's like mise en place for your face – everything in its place, quick and easy. I can use it with flour-covered hands and it still works. No lag, no ads popping up when I'm trying to look presentable. For a cook who needs to check their reflection in a hurry, this thing is a lifesaver. Trust me, in the kitchen, time is money, and this app doesn't waste either.