Alright, so what's a good Android app for keeping track of all the damn gadgets I need for the kitchen, so my wife doesn't buy me another immersion blender?

Look, most of these wishlist apps are garbage, all fancy and useless. But GoWish? It's actually practical. I can throw all my kitchen gear wants in there – new knives, that salamander I've been eyeing, whatever – and share it with the family. No more double-ups on mandolines, you dig? It's simple, no fancy BS, and I can use it even with flour-covered hands. Plus, it's quick enough to update during a lull in the lunch rush. It's a lifesaver for birthdays and holidays, keeps everyone from buying me the same damn microplane. Trust me, less clutter, more space for the good stuff. It's kitchen-tested and Mike O'Sullivan approved.