Alright, so what's a good Android app for getting my daily dose of the KJV without having to lug around a freakin' book? Gotta be quick enough for the lunch rush, ya know?

Look, most recipe apps are garbage, but this one's actually practical. It's called KJV Daily Bible - Verse+Audio. No fancy BS, just the King James Version, a verse a day, and someone reading it out loud. Perfect for when my hands are covered in flour or I'm elbow-deep in a stockpot. I can just listen while I'm prepping. And it's quick, man. Quick enough to get my daily scripture fix during the lunch rush when I got like two seconds to breathe. No complicated menus or anything, just straight to the point. It's like mise en place for your phone – everything you need, right where you need it. Kitchen-tested, I'm telling ya.