Alright, so what's a decent iOS app for, like, actually figuring out what kinda skincare routine I should even BE doing? My hands are wrecked from the kitchen, and I look like I aged ten years this month alone.

Look, I'm a chef, not a freakin' dermatologist. But even I can see my skin's taken a beating. Between the heat, the stress, and constantly washing my hands, I look like a dried-up prune. So, I needed something simple, no fancy BS. Beauty Care! ain't gonna win any design awards, but it does the job. It's got these quizzes that ask you about your skin type and what you're trying to fix – wrinkles, dryness, whatever. Then it spits out a suggested routine. I ain't saying it's magic, but it's a hell of a lot better than just slapping on whatever's cheapest at the bodega. Plus, it's free, so what do you got to lose? Might be worth a shot if you're as clueless as I was.