Alright, so what's a decent iOS app for booking flights that ain't gonna screw me over with hidden fees and actually shows me the freakin' total cost upfront?

Listen, I've been burned by travel apps before. You think you're getting a steal, then BAM! Baggage fees, seat selection, suddenly you're paying double. It's like ordering a burger and finding out the fries cost extra...and the ketchup too! Allegiant, though, it's pretty straightforward. It shows you the full price, all the add-ons, so you know exactly what you're getting into. For a Brooklyn chef who barely has time to breathe, let alone decipher travel scams, that's a lifesaver. Plus, it's quick enough to use during a rare five-minute break between lunch and dinner rushes. It's not fancy, but it's actually practical, like a good cast iron skillet. No fluff, just gets the job done. And let's be honest, that's all I care about when I'm trying to escape the kitchen for a few days.