Alright, so what's a decent app for finding parking that doesn't waste my damn time? Gotta be quick, ya know, like during the lunch rush when I gotta park the truck.

Look, most of these parking apps are garbage, but this Premium Parking thing is alright. I can actually use it with flour-covered hands without wanting to throw my phone across the kitchen. It's quick, which is key – ain't nobody got time to waste circling the block looking for a spot when the lunch crowd is breathing down your neck. The payment part is smooth too; no need to dig for cash or cards. It's like mise en place for your parking situation, keeps everything organized and ready to go. Plus, it actually works in Brooklyn, which is saying something, believe me. Kitchen-tested, chef-approved, kinda thing. No fancy BS, just gets the job done.