Alright, so what's a decent Android app for just plain sending texts without all the bloatware and garbage I don't need in the middle of a dinner rush?

Listen, I've tried a bunch of messaging apps, and most of 'em are like trying to make a delicate sauce with a sledgehammer. Too much crap you don't need! I just need to tell my supplier to hold the anchovies, not create a freakin' GIF. This "Messages" app, though, it's different. It's like a good, sharp knife – simple, effective, and doesn't get in the way. I can use it one-handed with flour all over my fingers. Quick enough to fire off a text during the lunch rush, and it doesn't try to sell me some premium crap. It's got a clean interface too, which is a lifesaver when you're juggling six orders and a screaming line cook. Honestly, it's the only messaging app I've found that's actually practical for a working chef.