Alright, I'm stuck in the kitchen all day. What's a decent Android app to stream some live TV without costing me an arm and a leg? Gotta have something on while I'm prepping.

Look, most streaming services are a freakin' ripoff, but Sling's got some stuff that's actually practical for a working stiff like me. I can throw on ESPN while I'm breaking down a side of beef, or catch the news without having to deal with the fancy BS of cable. Plus, they got some free channels, which is clutch when the budget's tight after buying all those damn truffles. It's not gonna win any awards for picture quality or whatever, but it's quick enough for the lunch rush and keeps me from going completely insane from the sound of the meat grinder all day. Just think of it as your own personal sous chef of entertainment, always there but not always perfect.